What the f-hole..

I can't tell if this video is actually interesting or not. I base this statement on the observation that MOST PEOPLE THINK THINGS THEY DO ARE INTERESTING EVEN WHEN they ARENT because people like to watch themselves do things or like to look at things they make with a certain amount of awe. (Even when these creations or talents are nowhere near deserving of awe. Regretsy, anyone?)

I don't really revere my limited musical talent, but I think my point is that my foray into the world of music, while not something that I do everyday, is worth noting. It's part of me, or at least was for 7 years, and I think it's worth showing people. I mean, I dono. I'm not that great, obviously. But I'm also not The Worst. And this also comes from me being bored at my parents house after about 6 years of not playing ever so WHATEVER, I think I'm awesome.

No really, I don't. I'm terrible.

I just want to see people that I see everyday doing things that I don't see them do everyday, or ever. And if you ever have that same wish, then I am pleased to offer you this little nugget of insight.

So please... make me stop yammering on about nothing and just watch the video.

Longest List Ever

Things I Hate About Doing Laundry

1. Everything

Where did this song come from and why am I suddenly afraid to look at my itunes "Most Played"

I Like It - Enrique Iglesias ft. Pitbull

"Girl please excuse me if I'm coming too strong

But tonight is the night we can really let go
My girlfriend's out of town and I'm all alone
Your boyfriend's on vacation and he doesn't have to know
No I won’t oh oh, oh oh
No one can do the things I'm gonna wanna to do to you
No I won’t oh oh, oh oh
Shout it out, scream it loud, let me hear you go

Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it.

Girl please excuse me if I'm misbehaving, oh
I'm trying keep my hands off but you're begging me for more
Round round round, give a low low low
Let the time time pass cuz we're never getting old
No I won’t oh oh, oh oh
No one can do it better
Turn around I'll give you more
No I won’t oh oh, oh oh
Shout it out, scream it loud, let me hear you go

Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it.

Don't stop baby, don't stop baby
Just keep on shaking along
I won't stop baby, won't stop baby
Until you get enough.*"

In case you weren't aware how cool this song is, I think this picture will sum everything up for you very nicely. Look at this guy! (Pitbull... whoever the hell that is.) He is a cool dude. Pointing at all his bros in the room:

Oh, wait. Did you watch the video? There seems to be an unhealthy lack of bros. I mean, there's like 3, and they're not exactly "bro" material. I'm guessing the casting call for "BROS WANTED: ENRIQUE IGLESIAS MUSIC VIDEO" didn't go over so well.

There is, however, no shortage of half naked women. Jumping around on a bed. I'm starting to get confused by that unhealthy lack of bros.


Listen: I like this song. I like it a lot (baby, I like it!). And I'm totally not about to say that half-naked women prancing around together on a bed is ruining society, or something. But I feel like this song is definitely encouraging a behavior that really has become too commonplace for my liking. So i wonder if it is commonplace because the song (a lot of songs, not just this one) encourages this behavior? Or is the song merely commenting on some institution that is already in place?
Am I upset because this behavior is unacceptable or because I find that I can relate perfectly to it?

Is everything fine? Or is everything ruined?

Did I mention that I like this song?!

And where has Enrique Iglesias been hiding, and why does he not have a Rpatz-esque cult following?!? The man... has a face. And it's a nice one.

Baby, I like it.


*Lyrics formatted due to time constraints, and absolutely not because I think the Spanish/Pitbull part is boring.

I'M NOT CRAZY

Maybe I'm just 'grasping at straws' here (that's not funny..)




.. but this is what I'm talking about.
See? DO YOU SEE THIS?! This is why everything is ruined.
Because some people can throw their trash IN the trash can, and some people can't.

I have to admit, this is closer than, say, the floor, or, my personal favorite, the-handing-of-the-garbage-to-ME-when-there-is-a-trash-can-right-behind-you.