I'M NOT CRAZY

Maybe I'm just 'grasping at straws' here (that's not funny..)




.. but this is what I'm talking about.
See? DO YOU SEE THIS?! This is why everything is ruined.
Because some people can throw their trash IN the trash can, and some people can't.

I have to admit, this is closer than, say, the floor, or, my personal favorite, the-handing-of-the-garbage-to-ME-when-there-is-a-trash-can-right-behind-you.