SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO an alert reader [heretofore known as "Friend Katie"] points out that it seems like i was still naked when i gave Roommate Drew the poptart. can i be honest with all of you?
I WAS.
no, that's not what i meant to say. i just wanted to write something edgy and shocking. the truth is,
I WAS NAKED.
ok. see what i did there? i took the joke to level two. guess what's next: nothing. there are no more levels. there is only level "taking unfunny jokes too far" and really.. im just too cool to go there.
So anyway, THE TRUTH IS i did not write out all these events as they were happening. i mean, some of them. but my point is that the inconsistency in my timeline is as obvious as it is egregious. and im sorry but that's just the way my brain works.
im not a naked poptart giver. And i will never claim to be otherwise.
I would also like to point out that i know there is questionable grammar and a lack of proper capitalization at times but gosh you know i just really dont care. i was so excited to post this epic post of a post that i just did, without any regard for anyone but myself... and particularly not Strunk and White. One time i read a book called Spunk and Bite. Isn't that hilarious!? ...Someone needs to take that joke to level two.
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