sometimes when you have no self esteem you just have to pretend you do and then you actually kind of have it

I'm. so. fucking. awesome.

i just needed to hear someone say that. Even if that someone was me.

because I am.

i am totally awesome.

too awesome for things that are not awesome.

so bring on the awesome things.

i'm waiting.

no!

you know what?

awesome people don't wait for awesome things to happen to them.

they MAKE awesome.

awesome isn't just this thing that happens, you know.

i have to assume that making 'awesome' is roughly the intellectual equivalent of drafting polyjuice potion.

only it probably requires less boomslang skin.

which is good because i dont know what it is,

or where to find it,

and im DEFINITELY not touching it.

...I'm awesome, tell your friends.