Sometimes I break small things, like toenails, and then sometimes I break larger things, like entire licensed Starbucks stores in the middle of Target

And if it is any testament to how much I HATE everyone right now, I was actually excited that I got to mop for two hours straight instead of talking to people and serving them coffee. You know. After I flooded Starbucks/Target. Because I did that. That's what I did today.

But everything is fine, nothing is ruined. Allegedly.