Close, 6/7/2010
1. Whoever pointed out that I signed my own entry-- you need to lose the 'tude. I bet it was Sarah. Which leads me to number..
2. I totally get why Frances was dreading seeing you. You are scary beyond all reason. Like Yzma, from Emperor's New Groove. No one know's what I'm talking about.
3. Frances, you're always whiting things out, and it's driving me up a wall. What are you saying?? I MUST KNOW. I love a good mystery
4. I also have a song stuck in my head. It's called "Odessa" by Caribou. It's particularly annoying because the whole song is basically just a repeat of one line and I can't figure out what the words are. It sounds like "chicken steak." But that's probably not it.
5. I just remembered that Sarah said she was going to drop by and give me cookies, in which case i retract every negative thing I've said about her here. It will go like this:
(#): Mean statements retracted.
Or, if she forgets, and I'm in a bad mood or something, it might go like this:
(#): SARAH IS THE WORST.
6. So far I have nothing to QMOS, but there are 3 vanilla bean scones that will have to go tonight if no one buys them. I'm going to 'suggestive sell' the hell out of these scones. I'm not really sure what I have against QMOSing. It's not like it's hard. I must be real lazy. Actually, suggestive selling sounds like way more work than QMOSing. Now I'm really confused.
7. All the nonfat milk in the fridge is dated for my birthday. It's the most exciting thing that's happened to me all day.
8. I AM doing productive things. I changed the "What's Brewing?" sign. And I just made some woman a passion tea lemonade and she remarked, in a very sad tone, that she wasn't expecting the Grande to be that small. I mean this lady was really upset. She had this look on her face like she had just seen a puppy get tortured... it seemed a little dramatic to me.
9. Mean statements retracted. SARAH IS THE BEST. She even gave them to me in a neat little container. Wow. I'm speechless.
10. Not that speechless. There are 3 little girls in the lobby eating hot dogs with their dad. It's adorable. Except it's taking them a real long time to eat these hot dogs. I'm mezmerized. I'm pretty sure I could eat a hotdog in like 30 seconds. Yep.
11. There is a ton of half and half in the fridge now because I successfully avoided huddle and snatched it from the back. I was on a double secret mission to find out why there was an ambulance outside and a stretcher in the store wheeled by two EMTs. I'm not telling you why. It just wouldn't be prudent, and also I didn't exactly get the scoop. I tried! Frances got mad at me, but she didn't even make an effort. In fact, I htink her exact words were, "Somebody needs to find out what's going on, and it's NOT going to be me."
12. I sold 1 vanilla scone.
13. A family of six just came up and asked me when we close. They are going to come back at 8:59 and order six frappucinos probably. Drat. The only way this can work out good for me is if they buy those last two scones. And even then, it won't be that great. At all.
14. I can't stop at 13! It's an unlucky number! That was a close one.
15. It's really super busy obviously. There is a line, but I'm making people wait so I can write this. It's more important, I think.
16. The other night I met this guy online from India. I went on this weird website called Omegle. Anyway, this is what we talked about:
1. UFOs- Have I ever seen one? Do I believe? (no, yes.)
2. Ghosts- Have I ever seen one? Do I believe? (no, maybe.)
3. Do I have a boyfriend? (That's a personal question.)
We are friends on facebook now-- Too much? Probably. But I learned that it was raining in India (somewhere) on Saturday. I feel like I got the inside scoop.
17. I was right about that family. FRAPPUCINOS. The little kids were all up in my grill, and one of them knocked the sleeves into the running water at the end of the bar. Guess if the parents even noticed. I was slightly less than pleased. Also, this little boy saw me putting foam on a latte and was like, "MOM, do you want foam?? MOM she's putting foam on it." He was like, 7. And he knows what a latte is. PLEASE.
18. I was channeling Frances and brewed a pot of coffee that was 10% water, 89% grounds, and 1% inconvenient.
19. Bye!
-"Mother Th. of the Starbucks area."
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